i dont want to die so i rigged up several tens units to scores of muscles?

Question

how can i syncronize them to make me dance with the mrs. i am thinking of useing a power booster to assist. anny sugestion s

Answer 1

Tens units don't cause muscle contraction, they are only good for pain because they are sensory only. You are wasting your time. And you're going to die anyway.

Answer 2

What kind of dance are we talking about? Strictly ballroom? Spastic crunk?

If ballroom then follow these instructions:

Keep the ones around your core muscles, your right antero-lateral deltoid and biceps, upper back extensors, and your neck extensors (back of your head) on constantly, adjusting the intensity for the desired head and arm height. This will maintain your "frame."

For your legs, you need a high intensity, short duration on alternating hip flexors (iliopsoas), so you can move around the dance floor, but be sure the frequency you choose matches the tempo of the song. I only mentioned iliopsoas because once they engage, your legs will automatically maintain your balance for you by engaging your knee flexors, etc...

As for underarm turns, cross body leads, and overall style, that's at your discretion. Just be sure to do it on the right beat.


For crunk:

Have the Mrs. choose the intensity and frequency randomly, and have her place them on any/all muscle groups she wants. Turn them all on, and for fun occasionally have her dump water on you. It will add flair and make you the star of the dance floor.

*Not responsible for injury, or if molested by all the surrounding females.

And also I forgot to specify, use EMS, not TENS. TENS does not provide muscle stimulation as pointed out by the next answer.

Answer 3

Yeah.. uh... boost the mrs. with the muscles to rig up the synchronization, so you wouldn't die - that's how you could get assist from dance.

Answer 4

wow, am i missing something with this question? Is this some crazy scientific jargon, video game talk, or just a sentence that is not well constructed?