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Willy thinks I'm cheating on him with one of them Oompa Loompas...isn't it insane how paranoid guys get....so should I just coat him in chocolate and eat him for dinner?

Or should I just fess up and proceed with our Chocolate wedding? My gown's starting to melt, plus it would be a shame to skip this Holy Choco Union....!!

Everyone's invited!

2006-11-29 17:00:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

Thanks! I don't know what to do about your troubles, but I will surely bring the strawberries for dipping!

2006-11-29 17:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

oh, i thought you had a free chocolate coupon. :(

well personally, i'd take willy over the oompa loompa, at least based on how they look in the movies i've seen. so no, don't eat willy for dinner. try to patch things up with him.

and see if you can convince him to make chocolate bars that are a mixture of milk chocolate, white chocolate, and those oreo cookies bits.

then another one that's also a mixture of milk chocolate and white chocolate, but this time with almonds and peanuts.

damn, that'd be awesome! :d yum!!!

2006-11-30 01:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That sounds cool!
I've never been to an Oompa Loompa's wedding before.
No, don't eat Willy, that would be morally wrong. Rather just lock him inside his Great Glass Elevator and keep feeding him Everlasting Gobstoppers.

:-)

2006-11-30 01:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Thank you. Love chocolate.

2006-11-30 03:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

oompa loompa would be a better husband 4 u - they are mighty sexy, especially when they doin that james brown thang...uuoohh child! mm, mm! ...go on and put that weddin dress on, ill be there 4 u n oompa......
now ...... just give me willy's cell no., and I'll, believe me I WILL take care of his paranoia ,aha?
:)

2006-11-30 02:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Leila 2 · 0 1

I'll take the chocolate.

2006-11-30 01:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by JustJane 6 · 0 0

Hey, who could blame you, those Oompa Loompa's are freaking sexy!!

2006-11-30 01:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 2 0

Yay, chocolate - I'll come!

2006-11-30 01:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i love chocolate

2006-11-30 01:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by goodgirl 3 · 0 0

huh? i don't get it. I do like chocolate.

2006-11-30 01:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by babycakes 5 · 0 0

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