You might be a red-neck if?.......
2006-11-29 16:57:34 · 19 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your red is neck. No wait, i meant neck red is yours, Wait that's not how it goes. Dang this is hard!!!
2006-11-29 17:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I Have a Couple...
You Might Be a Redneck if- taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen
You Might Be a Redneck if-your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
You Might Be a Redneck if-you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom
You Might Be a Redneck if-you break wind in public and blame it on your kid
You Might Be a Redneck if-your mother doesn’t put shoes on to go grocery shopping.
You Might Be a Redneck if- you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor
You Might Be a Redneck if-your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet
i can't think of anymore right now lol
2006-11-30 01:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by hotrod4964 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't meet the hygiene standards at a water park.
courtesy of Mr. Jeff Foxworthy
2006-11-30 01:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
2006-11-30 01:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by Two Peas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your neck is red?
2006-11-30 01:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you're an ignorant bigot who goes through life making assumptions about people and things without trying to form a unique, informed thought in your head.
2006-11-30 01:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Andromeda_Carina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have ever used drywall screws to put the heel of your cowboy boot back on to the boot
true story, I seen it with my own eyes
2006-11-30 01:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
your yard has three used tiers on the lawn with the dog sleeping in one!
2006-11-30 01:02:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get castrated if your sister gets kicked in the chin.
2006-11-30 01:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your married to your 2nd cousin.
2006-11-30 01:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋