Whats your most embarrasing story?

Answer 1

I have so many embarassing stories. I'm the queen of the faux pas.

A few years ago when I was 19, I got tired of being mocked for my flat butt, so I had the genius idea to buy a Nerf foam basketball, cut a slice off each end and stuff them in my pants. It made a very realistic, but very pronounced bubble-butt effect. I started getting random comments on my butt wherever I went, cars honking, the works. (It's Miami, they're big into booty down there.) So my friends and I were frequenting this pool hall, and one really hot guy there starts hitting on me over the next few weeks. We got to talking, and then the inevitable happened. One of the foam inserts slipped over the waistband of my jeans. He was like, "What is that orange foam stuff sticking out of your pants?! Your butt... it looks lopsided... OH MY GOD..." He went over to his friends' pool table and whispered in their ears, and they all just looked at me and started laughing hysterically. I never went back to that pool hall again. The guy never called me back.

Also, I have the humiliating misfortune of always queefing the first time I have sex with someone. And it's never a discreet queef either. It's always a big raunchy flapping one that sounds like a fart.

Answer 2

I was a manager of a clothing store in the mall and one day I came out of the bathroom and went walking through the long store, chatting with customers (and acting like the host of a party, all show offy and so on) and got all the way to the front of the store when a customer finally came up and whispered "um, I don't want to embarrass you but your skirt is caught up in your nylons." Yep, all the way through the store mooning one and all. A true classic faux pax.

Answer 3

I was on a transatlantic flight once from France to the US and evidently I had picked up an intestinal bacterial infection in France about a third of the way though the flight I got the most horrible case of loose bowels I ever had in my life. The flight attendants had to dedicate a bathroom to me: you can imagine how the other passengers griped. I spent the entire flight in the bathroom on the toilet and when we landed I had the limo driver take me directly to the doctor's office. It took a week to clear up the problem

Answer 4

i had just turned 18 and me and my boyfriend at the time was making out at a closed store mall parking lot. and well when things got real hot the police pulled up and busted us and kept their flashlights on us till we got dressed. and i mean i had just turn 18 like in a day or so and my boyfriend now my ex hubby kept saying thank god you are 18 now because he was 2 yrs older then me and could have gotten into trouble. well we both could have went to jail for indecent exposure. i was soooooooo embarrassed.

Answer 5

One time in class we sat down on the ground for so long I started getting pins and needles,then the teacher started calling us up one by one to get a worksheet. When she called my name it was really hard to get up and I tripped and started holding on the table and everyone was watching,and thats not the worst part because i had fairly big shoes i started walking i lost one of shoes and i didn't notice as my foot was numb.Then my friend pointed it out to me and most people in my class were laughing.