Or hit the bong like some of us? ;-)
2006-11-29 16:42:42 · 20 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Seriously, enquiring minds want to know...;-)
2006-11-29 16:46:02 · update #1
Honestly Cherry-Red, I think they'd be too tired and busy watching Adultswim...
2006-11-29 16:48:44 · update #2
Hmmm... how about "cannaBIS" ;-) I have no idea.
2006-11-30 03:07:49 · update #3
"If God had long hair, and a goatee.
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed.
If he looked spaced out.
Would you buy his story?
Would you beleive he had an eye infection?
And yea, yea, God looks baked.
Yea, yea, God smells good.
Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea
What if God smoked cannibis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus?
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place, in the begining.
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
so they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?
And yea, yea, God rolls great.
Yea, yea, God smells good.
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea.
What if God smoked cannibis?
Do you suppose he'd drive a bus?
When he made the plattapus
When he created earth our home
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
Do you think he rolls his own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne.
And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl...."
Good song got it on my computer. Of course your gonna get thumbs down from all those holy rollers. But hey I can laugh at this.
2006-11-29 16:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey, don't laugh! When I worked at the newspaper in Texarkana, Texas, there was a 'Bible help' column that ran every day for years...one of the headlines was "God Turns On, Kills Man"
Now what was that if it wasn't dope?
2006-11-29 16:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean 'what if'? He did! He used to hang out in the back of old VW microbuses and smoke a bowl with the 3 wise men while listening to Hendrix.
2006-11-29 16:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by 21st Century Scrooge 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
bill Hicks wrote: "So the Lord created the international in six days. on the Sabbath he rested. As he sat atop a mountain looking over his majesty he theory 'oh crap, I left pot everywhere.'"
2016-12-14 09:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAYBE me and it could Finlay get along and take hits from the bong
2006-11-29 16:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by loboe27 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He does! Why do you think he spoke to Moses posing as a burning bush?! LOL!
2006-11-29 16:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It wouldn't affect him unless he wanted it to and I think God is more sensible then that!
2006-11-29 16:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God created cannabis.....He IS cannabis.
2006-11-29 16:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by julie_shannon 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
better yet, what of all the people who killed people in the name of GOD smoked cannibis?
2006-11-29 16:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by CherryRed 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i'm sure He did...He put some pretty funny s*** on this earth!!! i've got the giggles right now!!
2006-11-29 16:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by ididElvis 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋