Whenever my friends or "friends" call me gay, stupid, retarded, transvestite etc I need some reaaly good comeback lines or yo momma jokes or anything of the type to make them more embarressed than me. If anyone is going to tell me to just walk away, don't bother to answer.
2006-11-29 15:57:07 · 13 answers · asked by Aziz 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
If they call you a ho tell them you stopped charging a month ago.
If they call you a Bitc. tell them only on your good days
If the say your gay tell you had a happy childhood too
If they say your stupid tell them your trying to speak in a language you think they'll understand better.
If they call you retarded look them dead in the eye and tell them there is absolutely nothing funny about that.
If they call you a transvestite say yeah and you ran into their Dad Marilyn at the club the other night.
2006-11-29 16:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by I don't get it 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunalty it would only bring you down to there level, and that is not where you want to go.
You see the best ones are the nice ones and that really annoys the hell out of them.
Just say. " I'.m sorry you feel that way", or "It's such a shame that you have to give yourself such a stupid name when your really a nice person" or how about " "Don't be silly your mother
wasn't gay was she, other.wise you wouldn't be with so n so".
Hope that helps
2006-11-30 00:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by aotea s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o0o0o0 I know. Call them...Piss face. no one wants to be called a piss face. And as for yo momma jokes....say, "Your mom is like a shotgun, 8 cocks and she's loaded!"
2006-11-30 00:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by Supafly 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the best comeback for something like that is between your knuckles and their face. feel free to repeat yourself.
2006-11-30 00:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by squatch 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so dumb when she wanting to order pizza she enter 411.
2006-11-30 00:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm actually really good at comebacks....and anything sarcastic..it's a gift actually..lol..anyways..if they call you stupid then say something like "oh is that really the best you could do?..i mean come one...think of something original!"...thats the best i could do...i have to be there to give a good one..sry!
2006-11-30 00:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by M E 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how could u say that to me? don't you said u love me last night? (if your friend call u gay)
2006-11-30 00:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like, Excuse me, is that your face or did your neck throw up?
2006-11-30 00:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jan 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell them "if i wanted to hear from an a**hole, I'd fart"
2006-11-30 00:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I will tell you this, read what this key board is typing.
THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!
FRIENDS DO NOT TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT!!!!
2006-11-30 00:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋