I cannot walk out in my yard.. he jumps up and screams at me, he killed my cat, he eats the birds, and is a general nuisance.. I tried getting him with the hose but that only made him angrier...
2006-11-29 14:46:36 · 12 answers · asked by Foxtrot 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
FIRE WON'T WORK!
2006-11-29 15:00:24 · update #1
Wait until 3:00 in the morning, put on a pink bathrobe with a black satin belt, sneak out the back door (it's very important to go out the back door not the front, that will ruin everything) grab a piece of raw steak and put peanut butter on your left hand, when the neighbors cat winks twice while looking at you through the fence run towards the monster screaming like a banshee and waving the steak in a counterclockwise motion over your head, circle the yard three times and laugh hysterically while leaving peanut butter handprints on your other neighbors car windshield. Repeat this every night for seven weeks, the monster should eventually move on. Good luck!!!
2006-11-29 15:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by warriorclan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, i do no longer think of your dogs is monster in any respect. you're precise approximately your dogs basically wanting to play, yet no longer getting small animals. each and every large dogs i be attentive to of will do this. Your dogs hasn't completed something incorrect, and the only reason it ate that pig and rabbit became into because of the fact it had no nutrition for each week. Your Husky has basically had a annoying existence, it is all. basically be careful together with her in spite of the undeniable fact that, all Husky's are favourite to be basically slightly temper psychological, and that they are in a position to snap sometimes. yet, universal, i do no longer think of your dogs needs to be placed down, neither is she a monster.
2016-12-10 18:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Home Depot has gas powered mulchers on sale this week. Get the one with the bag attachment.
2006-11-29 14:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would never put out raw hamburger mixed with Drano, but, some people would
2006-11-29 14:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by T C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell it to make like a tree and leaf.
2006-11-29 14:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by CAE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set him on fire and smoke him.. It's GOT to cause fewer hallucinations than what you're currently smoking.
2006-11-29 14:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...try wacking at him with either a rake or a garden hoe.
2006-11-29 14:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charge him rent! Everyone is afraid of lawyers!
2006-11-29 14:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by caballero5792 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him it's almost Christmas, and give him a stocking. Them tell him to stuff it. LOL
2006-11-29 17:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by Bob D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your husband to quit playing and finish raking the leaves!
2006-11-29 14:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋