2006-11-29 14:35:10 · 17 answers · asked by ghjkhlh 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love this question.LOL
For a female perhaps... ( blonde and ditzy- humor, no offense taken. )
" Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Oh MY GOD!!!!! Likeee like, what am I doing here, what is this gold shiny thing?! Does it make my butt look fat?! "
Male ( perhaps Tom Cruise )- another attempt at humor, don't shoot me.
In a very low monotonous tone...
" I wish to thank E.T., Bigfoot, L Ron Hubbard and Captain Caveman for their wondrous support and monetary donations. "
2006-11-29 14:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I honestly didn't know you guys would nominate me for such a huge award! It really is a huge honor and in my opinion, on the first couple of times in this movie, I messed up a lot and sometimes it wasn't all that funny. It made my director burn up into flames because he was so furious and I admit I can make the most ridiculous mistakes. When they finally released this movie, I was deathly anxious and worried that not one person on this planet would enjoy it, but I'm glad you did because I enjoyed making this movie!"
-Jennifer Aniston
2006-11-29 14:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by sPrInG LiLY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I am so lucky to have been born to movie star parents and rich parents. I know I sure can't act because it is all computer animated .
2006-11-29 14:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you for recognizing how great i am. now i can charge more money for you poor lower class people to come see me and sing my praises. i am the best, the prettiest and no one can stop me. and if this award went to anyone else i'd personally see to it they never work again! :)
2006-11-29 14:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You people finally got this one right, I can't believe how many times I have been passed over for the Oscar nod! I'd like to thank my attorney for getting me tons of dough on this stupid flick that nobody understands, which means I get to make some really bad movies now and my salary will just keep going up and up because I AM AN OSCAR WINNING ACTOR!"
or...
"You like me! You really, really like me!"
2006-11-29 14:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by lolo 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
" about time you ********* realized who I am....it's all about me me me me me me and oh yeah - i'd like to thank all the people I had to ****** to get this award - the oral lessons I gave to you all must have been great --- thanks for the fucckk y'all"
Speech written for Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lyndsay Lohan, Jennifer Lopez, and many more to ***
2006-11-29 14:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by TrixR4KidZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I so don't deserve this, and I slept with the director to get the part!!
2006-11-29 14:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Oh, I am such a star! No one deserves this more than me! I would have thrown a *itch fit had I not won!"
2006-11-29 14:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm only here for the free booze.
2006-11-29 16:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for proving my s hit doesn't stink.
2006-11-29 14:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jadis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋