Can you write a Christmas theme paragraph about you and your significant other, incorporating ..?

Question

these phrases?
1. oh, yeah....you blend.
2. I'll meet YOU under the mistletoe
3. a little louder...I don't think the guy in the COMA on the 12th floor heard you.
4. ahhhhh, sweetie-pie
5. that's the last time I take advice from a fortune teller
6. and I suppose your beeper is for UFO emergencies

Answer 1

Jim had just gotten home from work and it was Christmas Eve, as he came thru the door, he said, "aaaaaaah, sweetie-pie, I'll meet You under the mistletoe."
When I met him there he kissed me and said let's go to the bedroom.
So we went upstairs and as I was undressing he passionately stated " oh, yeah, honey, you blend."
It was getting really steamy and I heard a noise, "I suppose your beeper is for UFO emergencies?" I cried. It had just ruined the whole intimate thing.
Jim got up and started dressing and I heard him mumble under his breath, "that's the last time I take advice from a forturne teller, I should never had given her my phone number in the first place. I thought she just wanted it for references. Now she screwed up the whole night.
I asked him what he was mumbling about and he said, "Oh, nothing, I'm just pissed off that I forgot to turn off that damn beeper."
I knew that was his apology and I went over and kissed him soundly and you have to figure out what comes next. Cause I think we need to be a little louder, I don't think the guy in the COMA on the 12th floor heard us. I

Answer 2

"might want to I BE wearing any better clothing?!," I requested my boyfriend. It change right into a freezing chilly Christmas day and that i had very just about six layers of clothing on. I hate the chilly yet I constructive do love Christmas. My boyfriend had taken me ice skating and it change into so romantic. Or a minimum of, it change into meant to be. there change into some tacky music playing putting forward that each and every time a bell earrings, an angel receives that is wings. Then my boyfriend stated "I constructive am satisfied i recognize you." Then he went in for a kiss. I stated " there's no mistletoe" He then stated "You and that i do not choose any mistletoe." And besides i might want to favor to assert that each and every one in all, ice skating change into no longer a nasty plan.