A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
2006-11-29 12:47:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this Joke as well
2006-11-29 12:48:01 · update #1
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2006-11-29 12:48:11 · update #2
LMAO! That was a ridiculously funny joke!
2006-11-29 12:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious. And if you really want to know how old I am, You'll have to figure it out in a way thats just as exciting as the old ladys way!!!!!
2006-11-29 12:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny
that nasty lil old women trying to get a feel of that poor man
2006-11-29 12:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha... It took a second to get that, but it's funny! I'm 15.
2006-11-29 12:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You, I needed a good laugh.
2006-11-29 13:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. By the way, do you also go by the name "Eraser"? Or is that someone else?
2006-11-29 12:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Ændru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was a GOOD one! luved it! and for anyone who said it was perverted why can't you admit it was funny! i know you had to of laffed a little bit! i had my older sister read it and she laffed too!!
2006-11-29 13:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep I laughed.
2006-11-29 12:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. ...and I really am 47.... for another week and a half!
2006-11-29 12:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by Robert M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funnny that was a nice one!
2006-11-29 12:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by Rocky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋