A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-11-29 11:38:12 · 18 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this ONE AS WELL!
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2006-11-29 11:38:51 · update #1
***claps***
Beautiful.
lmao
2006-11-29 11:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by trina_weena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have some serious control issues, your being too literal in your reading of the bible, lighten up because if you believe that you can force someone into Gods light, then all your doing is turning them away from him, why would they want one who forces people into belief in him? If it was your wifes car, you had no right to do that because it is hers, she don't mess with your car does she? Repect for peoples property is part of marriage. God said to provide for his wife and family, not to dominated it, re-read your vows dude, don't think it says anything about controling every aspect of a marriage, down to the point you taken. I can guess why your not married to her anymore, she probably couldn't get free of you soon enough. I guess being in charge of the family meant that you decided if and when kids would be born into it, that all TV and radio, magazines and stuff had to be cleared by you first, huh? There is no way you can block all influences in a persons life, doubt you had much luck in your marriage either did you? Get a life dude, your gonna be very lonely until the day you meet your maker, and I bet he'll ask you the same question regarding your views.
2016-05-23 03:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You guys listen..but throw everything out the other ear..
Yu guys don't try to understand or analyze what we say...which is the important part..
..the thing we need u guys to do
so...please start doing it...id take that as my xmas gift =]..
2006-11-29 11:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was funny....but men really dont listen that is the honest truth
2006-11-29 11:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by greyc143 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a man, but not "mentally", so I'll admit there's times I don't listen too!-lol
2006-11-29 11:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bravo! this story provides poetic justice for women whose words always fell on deaf men's ears.
2006-11-29 11:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree. Men don't listen.
2006-11-29 11:43:16 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhhhh youch! I believe that men listen but not that one! LOL
2006-11-29 11:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but heard it before on this site, in jokes.
2006-11-29 11:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always listen to what we're having for dinner!
2006-11-29 11:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2006-11-29 11:40:58 · answer #11 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋