2006-11-29 10:56:21 · 20 answers · asked by Mr Crusty 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Candy...thanks..but it's a Moose not a Mouse & it's loose...
2006-11-29 11:10:31 · update #1
Andrew F... I don't quite remember the 50s.... I've heard the song on the radio... & it was used in a Maynards Wine Gums advert a few years ago.
2006-11-29 21:39:35 · update #2
gan doon the gerden an fling it oer the dike yir neiber will ken whit tae dae
2006-11-29 11:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Aonarach 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi well I have a joke that might help with the moose dilemma.
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says" Have you seen Eileen?"
The guy is rather confused and asked " Eileen who?"
The bartender relies, "I lean over and you kiss my butt."
Well the man was offended by this and walks out the door and into the bar across the street.
So he sits down and orders a beer. While he is drinking his beer he tells the bartender what the other bartender said to him.
The bartender then told him," You know what you should do, you should go back over there and ask him if he has seen Ben and when he says Ben who you say I bend over and you kiss my butt.
So the guy goes back across the street and asks the Bartender if he has seen Ben.
And the Bartender said " Yep, He just went out the door with Eileen."
The guy asks" Eileen who?
Ok ok you still have the moose but at least you are smiling...by the way I LOVE London you guys rock...have fun!!
2006-11-30 02:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by Tabor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow - that dates you. It's a song from the '50s, isn't it - "There's a moose loose, aboot this hoose"?
More recently, Woody Allen advises taking your moose to a fancy dress party, and letting it mingle with the guests. Try www.ibras.dk/comedy/allen.htm , and click on "The Moose".
2006-11-29 12:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by andrew f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put some cheese and peanut butter in the middle of some sticky mice traps and kill him with that, but if you dont want to have to dispose of a wiggling still alive mouse wait a couple days (2 days should be good) after you catch him. or you can do the humane thing and get one of those traps that's a box with food in it, and when the mouse goes in the box it automaticlly closes, its kinda expensive for a mouse, though. they sell that in speacial stores, try a pet store they might sell it there.
2006-11-29 11:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Candy!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a noose and catch the loose moose
2006-11-29 11:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by aussie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hida around the corner and trip him up. Invite family and friends round for a BBQ whilst wearing your lovely new fur coat.
2006-11-29 11:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by ilove1984 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a snap, set a trap, just make sure he doesn't land in your lap. I know, I've had a row with a moose and my toe.
2006-11-29 11:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
set a moose trap
2006-11-29 10:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Steer well clear of the antlers.
Get it drunk.
Stick it in the boot of the car and ditch it in the woods.
2006-11-29 11:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, Bullwinkle always climbed in my kitchen with rocky.... darn those two....
Rocky and bullwinkle.
I got rid of them by nietering them.
2006-11-29 12:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋