He'd reward you by sending you to Tennessee. Then you get to take up drinking Jack Daniels. *wink*
2006-12-01 01:38:17
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answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7
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Could be worse, Larylz. He could send you up to the frozen Northland called Canada. You would be doomed to drink Pilsner and Coor's light on tap. Being served by an obnoxious Leprechaun standing over you with a Shelaleigh, saying "Welcome to pergatory, 'tis your penance to drink green beer while sitting on a frozen barstool."
2006-11-30 01:26:22
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answered by The Y!ABut 6
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Look at it this way....it could be worse........it's something that God would be making you move period.....but u should thank God for not making you move to Wisconsin or Alabama for that matter.
I think the angels are the ones you should pray to.........St. Anthony is a good start! He will help you lay off of the booze too!
2006-11-29 10:56:45
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answered by jazi 5
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If you move to Iowa you'll be a meth junkie in no time flat, you know...
Idiots Out Wanting Anhydrous. Just stick with the damned beer.
2006-11-29 10:51:43
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answered by smtwtfs_2004 4
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God led me to Idaho and I love it. If he hadn't I would likely be dead by now.They paid for my liver transplant caused, among other things, by drinking beer. Funny you should ask.
2006-11-29 10:58:34
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answered by Anonymous
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I would take Idaho. The fishing is much better.
2006-11-29 17:54:58
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answered by Anonymous
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I actually asked the man himself and he said:
Yes, if you stop drinking beer I WILL SEND YOU TO IOWA. You better believe it pall!!!
And you better not start believing in me and getting all Christian, OR I WILL SEND YOU TO IRAQ, or worse.
Righteous.
2006-11-29 10:55:59
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answered by mince42 4
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Manitoba
2006-11-30 08:48:50
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answered by itty 7
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No, God wouldn't punish the Iowans by making you move there.
2006-11-30 14:28:05
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answered by llamas&goats 5
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I quit drinking over a year ago and God hasn't relocated me yet.
2006-11-29 10:52:07
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answered by Wren 3
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