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(I don't really, it's just a clever ruse to incite humourous responses)

2006-11-29 09:54:21 · 25 answers · asked by Joseph Manners 3 in Health General Health Care Injuries

25 answers

try two sugar puffs... then three... then four...

2006-11-30 02:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Richard H 2 · 0 0

Get some warm milk, a straw and a mate.
Lay down on your sofa, stick the straw up your nose and get your mate to suck up some milk and squirt it down the straw.
Wait.
Wait a bit longer.....
You should now be able to feel the sugar puff melting away.
And the bonus is - because you're laid down, you'll swallow it!!!

:-)

2006-11-29 17:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 1 0

Run screaming "36 24 36 nurse help me, for gods sake" to A&E or lift head out of cereal bowl, close off other nostrel and mouth suck in real hard and enjoy. Rinse with semi skimmed and get out more often. Your a laugh.

2006-11-29 18:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0 0

Pick it out then eat it, try again with a corn flake, then coco pop
Keep going until you find one that you like and then start an new line of breakfast cereals with the new added ingredient

2006-11-29 18:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by imstilldadaddy 2 · 0 0

Try blowing ya nose over a bowl of milk (have a spoon handy)...

Hey what do ya know...It's breakfast!!!...

Cereal crisis hotline: 0800 tell em about the honey mommy

2006-11-29 18:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stand on your head and pour in some milk and sugar, take a big sniff and lo and behold brekkies over, roll on lunch.

2006-11-29 17:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0 0

Well i fell for it,i enjoy humour the more the better,keep it up

2006-11-29 18:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0 0

try adding some palonium 2 10 and then see what happens sorry for lame atempt at satire.... lol or you could call the chucklebrothers

2006-11-29 18:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by nommie 4 · 0 0

Man, you need help....call Cereal Snorters Annonymous ASAP!

2006-11-29 19:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by margarita 7 · 0 0

Get some milk up there and enjoy

2006-11-29 17:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is that all? Well I have a Jalapeno pepper stuck up mine and it burns, oh how it burns!

2006-11-29 18:04:20 · answer #11 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0 0

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