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like:when life rains on you...bring out the slip n slide.

2006-11-29 09:06:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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- if life gives you lemons, kick life in the **** and demand apples.
- Two wrongs may not make a right, but two rights make a "U" turn.
- Work has never killed anyone, but why take the risk?
- I'm not entirely useless, I serve as a negative example to others.
- Alcohol. The cause and solution to all life's problems.

2006-11-29 09:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A stitch in time saves nine
But safety pins will save your behind

Life is like a game of chess
When in doubt, move a pawn!

Money can't buy happiness
But it sure makes one helluva down payment

-- Emily Nghiem

2006-11-29 17:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by emilynghiem 5 · 0 0

My favorite is that of a newspaper in New Orleans, the New Orleans Levee, "We don't hold anything back." Very appropriate for them and their name. The paper's on the web, and it's a hoot.

2006-11-29 17:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When life give you lemons you squirt the juice into the eyes of your enemies.

Love this motto!

2006-11-29 17:14:40 · answer #4 · answered by Blaaah ! 2 · 0 0

I speak softly but i carry a BIG stick.

that one always got to me, lol

2006-11-29 17:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by krillin5959 2 · 0 0

you better play mustard and ketchup


that is so dumb haha

2006-11-29 17:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by 619 1 · 0 0

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