- if life gives you lemons, kick life in the **** and demand apples.
- Two wrongs may not make a right, but two rights make a "U" turn.
- Work has never killed anyone, but why take the risk?
- I'm not entirely useless, I serve as a negative example to others.
- Alcohol. The cause and solution to all life's problems.
2006-11-29 09:27:22
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A stitch in time saves nine
But safety pins will save your behind
Life is like a game of chess
When in doubt, move a pawn!
Money can't buy happiness
But it sure makes one helluva down payment
-- Emily Nghiem
2006-11-29 17:23:21
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answer #2
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answered by emilynghiem 5
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My favorite is that of a newspaper in New Orleans, the New Orleans Levee, "We don't hold anything back." Very appropriate for them and their name. The paper's on the web, and it's a hoot.
2006-11-29 17:21:13
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answered by Anonymous
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When life give you lemons you squirt the juice into the eyes of your enemies.
Love this motto!
2006-11-29 17:14:40
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answer #4
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answered by Blaaah ! 2
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I speak softly but i carry a BIG stick.
that one always got to me, lol
2006-11-29 17:11:58
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answered by krillin5959 2
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you better play mustard and ketchup
that is so dumb haha
2006-11-29 17:15:05
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answered by 619 1
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