but when they came to my house, I pushed my Christmas tree on them, and severly hurt them. Why is the ACLU helping the terrorists sue me?
2006-11-29 08:20:17 · 6 answers · asked by Short Haired Sexy-Person 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
They like them better... I mean ,you have a Christmas tree in your house that means by pushing the tree on them you were actually trying to force your Christian beliefs on them , which is a no , no ... Did they hurt themselves while breaking into your home?? You better hope not , one splinter from your door is worth millions... The ACLU will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt , that in all reality , YOU were the aggressor, you and your Christmas tree.. Did you have a manger scene under the tree ?? If yes , you're sunk...........
2006-11-29 08:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by bereal1 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A terrorist tried to attack me at a soccer game too. He was drunk. I beat him up and he told everyone that 15 Asian beat him up. He was wearing a cowboy hat and a cowboy boot. Sometimes the police mistaken me for him.
2006-11-29 16:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by taco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you're going to hold an Al Quaeda meeting at your home, then your are responsible for their safety and/or the upkeep of your house and any holiday or religious adornments.
2006-11-29 16:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by LatexSolarBeef 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I guess you shoulda pushed a menorah on them.
That woulda kept em guessin eh?
2006-11-29 16:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you damaged Christmas with your brutality.
2006-11-29 17:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your no genius genius.
2006-11-29 16:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋