Can you help me write a x-mass card??

Question

Can you help me write a x-mass card??
can you guys help me to write funny chirstmas card for my buddies???
THANKSS

Answer 1

visit hallmark.com and just send an xmas card.

Answer 2

I didn't love this one, but my hubby thought it was hysterical.
A few years back someone at work gave out homemade cards that had a little verse on them and said something like, "This year, since you've been naughty instead of nice, " and then on the inside it said, "all you get is snowman poop!" And it had little mini marshmallows glued inside it. Someone told me they'd seen one that said reindeer poop and it had chocolate covered raisins. The whole thing is kind of gross to me, but you might like it, depending on what your friends think is funny.

Answer 3

I work at Hallmark. No lie.

Go to my 360 page, give me details and I'll see what I can do for you.

What would you like to say? What tone of message would you like? Do you have an image picked out?
I'll need some inside information.

Answer 4

Ho Ho Hope You Have A Ma Ma Merry Christmas

Answer 5

Happy Christmas. I write this to you becuase I think christmas cards are a way to say I have nothing better to do.

Answer 6

I wish you a merry Christmas
Hope you get that elmo and,
that your decorations are better than the neighbors and
that you dont go in debt.........
Wow the holidays are fun..

Answer 7

For $500 I can. My work doesn't come cheap.

Answer 8

Spelling it "x-mass" is funny enough.

Answer 9

"Things are rough, times are hard, here's your stupid Christmas card." Love, You.

Answer 10

Life is tough
Times are hard
Here's your stinkin' x-mas card.