Here is my spin on 9/11 conspiracy theories....The whole thing was master minded by Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Democratic Party in the last few years they were in office. Through the public opinion polls conducted through out the late 90's they knew defeat was really very possible, especially since Gore is a total idiot. So they started pumping money into Bin Ladin's terrorist group...make several fake attempt to capture or kill him...to keep up the appearance that they were doing something about terrorism....so after their failed attempt to get elected by using the theory that the dumb people who could not read ballots, or know how many people they could vote for at one time really voted for them was shot down by the Constitution and the Supreme Court and trying everything they could to get the Military Absent T ballots disqualified (sad that they would rather have a dimpled chad counted than a service member's real vote.) they knew it was time to enact their plan....So Bill decideds it is time to contact Osama through the little radio he had planed in Monica's mouth and knowing it could only be activated by touching it with a special device he had place in his "Willie", he sent the message that it was time to begin...and we all know what happened on 9/11...But Bill and Al knew they were safe because the Liberal Media would look for anyone but the terrorists to blame for the attack and wacko people who have watched too many Scifi movies would cook up so many hair brained theories trying to connect the attack to the US goverment...they all sat back and laughed as their plan became what it is today...it was like shooting fish in a barrel...they got the Democrats back into power in the congress and they punished the awful military who voted against them...how about this for you...sound good? Could it have happened...you decide....
2006-11-29 08:10:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME. IF YOU PUBLISH YOUR STORY OR PUT IT UP ON SOME WEB SITE I'M SURE THAT IT WILL SPREAD LIKE WILD FIRE.
2006-11-29 08:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by LOWA DECK DAWG 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I only read the first 2 lines. I don't believe it happened, but truth makes a lousy conspiracy theory. As conspiracy theories go, its as good as most.
2006-11-29 20:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say that is is as sound a conspiracy theory as all the others. Kudos to you for coming up with something new.
2006-11-29 16:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Military Absent T ballots?"
LOL! You're an idiot!
2006-11-29 16:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jack C 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
WRONG. You really need to do some research. Try looking at Bush's ties to the Saudi's.
2006-11-29 16:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Third Uncle 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
As good, if not better, than the others.
2006-11-29 16:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋