I love reading some of the responces to the questions, they crack me up! Can you say something funny to make me laugh? Lets see if they delete this question again :(
2006-11-29 07:39:48 · 8 answers · asked by Me 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An old woman died. She left a very specific will that says she wanted all her pallbearers( the one who will carry her coffin) to be all women.
Why?? She said because if no man want to take her out when she was alive why would they carry her when she is already dead. ha!!
ha!! LOL!!!
2006-11-29 07:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a lil joke...........
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room
to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her
son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. she
dresses quickly and goes
to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "what were
you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "well, you know your
dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and
help flaten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next
door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up."
2006-11-29 15:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by ~i love my boys~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll think about something funny for you okay....visually speaking..
Tammy Faye Bakker Messner's mascara running down her face for a change!! Is that funny...or William "SHE BANGS" Hung
=).
2006-11-29 15:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...I got a pretty good joke. But it will take forever to write. If you want to hear it, just emial me. Ok? Seeya!
2006-11-29 15:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
2006-11-29 15:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the difference between Jesus and picture of him?
the picture only took one nail
2006-11-29 15:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by poindextrox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go and sleep. dont waste your time by putting a question
2006-11-29 15:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by john 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I eat dolls.
2006-11-29 15:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋