A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after that..."
2006-11-29 07:34:06 · 5 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, it is funnier.
2006-11-29 07:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Reeno~~66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud. No Joke! And then I started to cough, because I laughed so hard. Keep em comin!
2006-11-29 07:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smile Smile.
2006-11-29 07:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, I see 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...so a pirate walks into the ER with a steering wheel lodged in his backside.
The duty nurse is taking his history, and asks "Are you having any discomfort?"
The pirate says "ARRRRRGH! It's drivin me nuts!"
haw haw haw! *slaps my knee*
2006-11-29 07:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am not sure what it is supposed to be funnier than....but it really is funny!!! Thumbs up from me!
2006-11-29 07:40:52 · answer #5 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋