A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain." She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
2006-11-29 07:28:26 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Woman goes onto the links, plays the 1st hole, then gets stung by a bee. She goes to see the doctor, who tells her to drop her pants. She asks why, he says, "You told me you got stung between the first and second holes."
Man finishes his round of golf, puts his ball in his pocket. As he walks to the clubhouse, a woman notices the bulge and asks what it is. "Golf ball," he says. She replies, "That must be terribly painful. I just got over a case of tennis elbow."
What are three words often heard on a golf course but never in the bedroom? "Bite, you **********!"
2006-11-29 07:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2016-05-23 02:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lorraine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile.
2006-11-29 07:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, I see 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-11-29 07:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Reeno~~66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, but its a goodie.
2006-11-29 07:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2006-11-29 07:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same old joke, same old punch line....
2006-11-29 07:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har.
2006-11-29 07:31:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snort*
heh, heh, heh....
2006-11-29 07:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=)
2006-11-29 07:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋