2006-11-29 07:02:18 · 17 answers · asked by nvthissweets 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
place condoms all over his car with something white in them.
2006-11-29 07:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by crzazljose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ok this is good... Take a can of non gel shaving cream, and put it in a freezer. When it is frozen remove the bottom of the can and put it in co worker's drawer. When it melts it expands and explodes all over everything!
or
pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion. or reversing any two keys is pretty funny
2006-11-29 07:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my old bosses left his car keys on his desk and went out for lunch with someone. I "borrowed" his keys, had a copy made and brought them back.
Then, for the next 3 months I would move his car every day. Just subtle things:
- over a couple of spaces
- turn the car around in the space
- reset all the radio memories to 89.5
- move the seat a little bit
I found another job and left. At my leaving do, when he gave me some crappy tankard, I handed him my copy of his car key! His face was priceless!
Cheers!
2006-11-29 07:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by wyatt_bellis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find some nice axle grease, used and dirty is better, and smear it all over the underside of the phone receiver, ear and mouth pieces. Then put some under the door handles of his car. Then snip off his tire valve stems. Then stick a potato up his tailpipe.
ps - never mess with me, I got a million of em
have a lovely day :-)
2006-11-29 07:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by WhatYouLookinAt? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need more than one joke, really drive the person nuts by say.....having a co-worker call and hang up multiple times that day, then steal all the supplies from their desk, then mess with their calendar of meetings or something, it will drive them completely nuts!
2006-11-29 07:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put plastic wrap on the toilet so tight that you can't tell it's there. When they go to pee it will splatter all over their leg and pants. Oh, this is a good one and it's tested. I've done it quite often to people that were idiots. They get a little upset, but who cares. Good laughs man, good laughs.
2006-11-29 07:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If his computer mouse is roller ball instead of fiber optic, put a piece of cellophane tape over the ball and watch him freak out trying to use it.
2006-11-29 07:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rvn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn everything in their office upside down.
If they are in a cubicle, block off the entrance and fill it with styrofoam peanuts.
2006-11-29 07:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by noyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leaving and getting a better job.
Otherwise nothing, unless you enjoy being fired (which you would well deserve for doing something like that).
2006-11-29 07:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by EQ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the 'ultimate' part but consider this: If he has a 'special' parking-spot - mark it 'Handicapped Zone'.
2006-11-29 07:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unplug all of the input devices from his PC. Also, you may want to try a remote-control fart machine (hours of joy there).
2006-11-29 07:05:09 · answer #11 · answered by ibkidd37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋