Women - is your man in prison?

Question

Five questions for women who have a husband or boyfriend who's incarcerated in a correctional facility:

1) Have you cheated on him while he was away?

2) Did he tell you it was OK for you to be with another man while he was locked up?

3) Do you think he's sexually active with other male prisoners? (and don't tell me "my man's not gay" - MOST men in prison have sex with other men, and they all claim "I'm not gay - the other guy is")

4) Are you planning to get back with your man when he comes home from jail?

5) When your man comes home, are you going to have him tested for Sexually Transmitted Diseases before you have sex with him? (remember question # 3)

Answer 1

I have to give you two sets of answers. One based on my past relationship with a male in jail (while I was very young) and the second set as an older more mature female correctional officer.
1) No- Because I'm whipped
2) No-Because I'm whipped and stupid
3) No-Because I'm whipped and gullible
4) No- because we never broke up
5) No - see answer three

From a female C.O. point of view
1) Move on ,don't waste your life he is serving time not you
2) it does not matter, why would you take orders from a man who is told when to go to bed
3)The are all screwing each other trust me I know
4)I aint gonna lie he will serve you up right once he comes home but use a condom (see answer three)
5)You better (see answer three)
5)

Answer 2

If I had a man go to the pen, I would be divorced because I'm scared of convicts

Answer 3

Hey Vinnie, do they really letcha use the computer in prison???

Answer 4

your wrong, most men in prison love pu$$y and dont do gay stuff in the pen, at least so Ive heard.

Answer 5

this is halarious. you're so gay just wanting details of girl's hunsbands man relationships

Answer 6

LOL! I agree with "tom d"....now can you pick up that soap for me??!