My one year old can be a real azzhole and he just does not shut up. I want to watch the game or something and he goes on and on. How do I shut him up without leaving marks? I thought about soundproofing a doghouse.
2006-11-29 06:29:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Hmmm, the jack daniels seems to have worked for the time being, but this is gonna get expensive if I have to give this to him all the time.
2006-11-29 06:47:02 · update #1
someone should have cut your nutz off before you bred!
2006-11-29 06:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Ironically, children that chatter, do so because they are not listened to. Perhaps before your game, you can spend some quality time with him, and let him know that the game is important to you, and maybe you can do something nice afterwards.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you are already abusive though, if not physically, at least mentally, emotionally, and verbally, so it may take some time to turn it around...
Good luck, and if you can't handle it, maybe they're right and you should just put the child up for adoption, and have a vasectomy!
2006-11-29 06:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by purplepartygirrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
holy crap you better shut up you sound like the azzhole your one yr old is doing what a one year old does what is your excuse, i hope the other parent if there is one doesnt act like you what a poor excuse for a parent I feel bad for that baby, why dont your shut your tv off and spend some time with your kid
2006-11-29 06:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by walmartshopper 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your child will only be young once, you can not get that time back as much as you want. Put your wants aside and pay attention to your child. The game will be there long after your child is grown and gone. Maybe not the same game. Take some time to bond with this child, because just as you are to busy for him right now, he will be to busy for you when you get old and just want someone to pay attention to you. Head my warning. Trust me. You will reap what you sew. Good luck.
2006-11-29 06:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Be careful.
When a child is acting as you explained I would make
sure his doctor knows about. Baby's cannot talk about what's wrong with then. Crying is one way they let you know.
Are you a loving parent? Do you spend time with him? Does he
get the right kinds of food? Is he clean?
Your suggestions smack of abuse! Do you know how to care for a baby? Find someone who does!
2006-11-29 06:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jack G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He appears to be craving attention. Sit down with him and discuss the issue. Tell him there is a time to talk and a time to be quiet and talking all of the time is not right. If he insists on talking all of the time then punish him. Spend some quality time with him and slowly get him to have 'quiet' times.
2006-11-29 06:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You really need to evaluate your priorities because that child didn't ask to come into this world and you need to have more responsibility for yours or someone might try to have your child taken from you which im sure you wouldn't want to happen. That child is a blessing from God and you need to care of he/she cause one day they'll take care of you. I'll defiently keep you in my prayers.
2006-11-29 06:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by tite eyez 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The dog house soundproofing is a good idea, but there is that one big opening where he can squirm his little self out of.
Just get him a "babysitter" they sell them at Best Buy, Target, and all over. probably 19incher with Picture in Picture. and then let him watch all the adult programming he wants and feed him sleeves of pringles... eventually he will just become an overweight adult with no social skills... but on the plus side, he will no longer that annoying little kid - that wants dinner everynight, and is "afraid to sleep outside in the refrigerator box"
kids, right!
2006-11-29 06:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by E-Rock 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
You should of had an abortion, kids are so annoying, i like your doghouse idea, but i think you should ship him to Iran, or someplace, you dont belong raising kids if you cant deal with them. Dont worry, though, there not for everyone, I worked around kids for a VERY short time because they annoy the **** out of me, and I had to leave, because I seriously wanted to shoot all of them one by one. But parents dont worry, I now have a job no where near kids.!!!!!
2006-11-29 06:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jaym 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
give the kid a cool game or movie to watch..... the game can wait!
2014-07-03 02:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Good god. I sure as hell hope you are joking.
On second thought, I don't because you have sh*t for a sense of humor.
2006-11-29 06:34:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋