What Are Some Fun Games or Jokes I Could Tell the People in the Office to Get Them to Lighten the F Up?

Question

I've thought about spiking the coffee pot...

Answer 1

Try Jim's idea from the Office... encase all their calculators in jell-o.

Answer 2

try this one its really funny..=D

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
When it became
>apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up
>eating beans.
>
>
>
> Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke
down on the way home
>from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called
my husband and told
>him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by
>a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more
than I could stand.
>With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off
any ill effects by the
>time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and
before I knew
>
> it, I had consumed three large orders of baked
beans.
>
>
>
> All the way home, I made sure that I released
all the gas. Upon my
>arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly:
>"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He
then blindfolded me and
>led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat
and just as he was
>about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to
>touch the blindfold until he returned and went to
answer the call.
>
>
>
> The baked beans I had consumed were still
affecting me and the
>pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the
>room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to
one leg and let one go.
>It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a
>skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
>
>
>
> I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air
around me vigorously.
>Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three
more. The stink
>
> was worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears
carefully tuned to the
>conversation in the other room, I went on like this
for another few
>minutes.
>
>
>
> The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually
the telephone
>farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly
fanned the air a few
>more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my hands back on
>it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My
face must have been
>the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologizing for taking
>so long.
>
>
>
> He asked me if I had peeked through the
blindfold, and I assured him I
>had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and
twelve dinner guests
>seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I
nearly died!

Answer 3

Spiking the coffee would be bad, what if you hurt someone. I would have a positive attitude, say hello to everyone, be a positive force in the office. That will soon transfer to the negative people, hopefully making them more positive. But I would stay focused, do not let the gloomy people get you down.

Answer 4

I don't know about games or jokes, but tell them that Jesus loves them and that everything is going to be okay if they just trust him. Please don't spike the coffee pot---you might get fired over that, unless your the boss.

Answer 5

ha ha. Sounds like you need some fun in your work place. If people are tight wads ask to have like a day of fun, like a Christmas party.. Perhaps they will lighten up some.

Answer 6

OK but you better make sure they can take a joke! This one is great to ask a guy too. Q. Do you remember blowing bubbles as a little kid? ( Once they answer yes...) A. I just saw him the other day and he told me to tell you "Hi!" . (Get it Bubbles the clown????) LOL

Answer 7

Bring this in as a snack :- )
Kitty Litter Cake
READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST...


This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........


WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!


On a recent visit to our Veterinarian to get shots for our cat, I found this recipe on the Waiting Room Bulletin Board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the Office Staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box Spice or German Chocolate cake mix
1 box of White cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
"Kitty Litter Cake"

Answer 8

Well, good luck with that. As you've probably noticed on here,people don't have much of a sense of humor. I'd go with the spiking idea.(LSD,MUSHROOM TEA>etc.etc.)

Answer 9

Cover someone's entire cube with aluminum foil

Answer 10

Try going to The Lighter Side.com they have some funny s@#$