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Question

In short, there's this girl that I hate. So, to cheer me up.....can anyone think of any good ways to kill her?
Best answer goes to the most imaginative.

P.S. This is purely intended as a joke

I AM kidding you know
Yes, she stole the guy i liked.

Answer 1

gpd there are some spoil sports
'dont joke about that'
'ur sick'
etc

my suggestion is purely this.....
give her to danny and scott for a day
only pure immatureness would save her from the fate
=p she hasnt had my gentle introduction or ur sheer regardless for social rules
hence she would go insane
robbo would hate her
robbo would go out with you
and well the rest involves a painful experience with a unicorns.... horns are just not made to go up some places..... wink wink

you could have a really big wedding with a banana foamy bouquet meh however you spell that.

when death kitty was finnally released from her mental asylum (15 years later) she would look old and decrepid and robbo would be extreamly happy that he married you and not her that he would want to have babies with you!!!!!!!!!!

you will then buy a huge house and have 4 children that were really well behaved and loved listening to rock music. they would be sining and danceing by the age of 6 and would turn out as multimilionaire famopus people. a singer! an actor! a celbrity (like paris hilton... maybe that one needs a little extra work.. get him to kill the not spincerified old can hardly walk death kitty) and the fourth would look really pritty and would pose for magazines ;)


ps scott smells bad

i just thought. maybe amy knows anhouther perfect guy for you.... omg need to get a conferance with scott and amy and pull all our power together to checkmate robbo and blow him out of the picture!!!!!!!

we can soooooo find anouther robbo i'm sure i bet theres a shop we could go to!

Answer 2

Buy some mints, little round ones, and then buy a strong medicine that resembles them. You've got to buy two little boxes or so of mints, eat one and then fill it with the pills.
Then you go to her and challenge her for an eating contest, and you will give her the pills. The one who can eat them all in one time, wins!
When she is dead blame the factory where the mints are made- it could have been you, you know- and you will be at least 1000000 $ richer!

Answer 3

Yeaeee... I hate one girl too...SO lets me think and help u plot a game plan:

First, u need to kidnapp her ofcousre. Coz thats wen u can really torture her otherwise u will have to make it seem like and accident.
Then, tie a chain around her neck (not the usual like hands/legs)and keep her locked for 1 day and keeping putting half a bucket of water on her every 2 hrs.. (hehehe the moment she dries off u will be coming again with another one) Then give her some good food and once she is done tell her u spat in it or sumthing like that and make a video of it before hand so u can shw her proof...

U kno wot i can go onlike this,,,, but u do the rest..u the killer after all...Im here to make pts so im off. and best of luck with killin that lilil b*tch

Answer 4

Jess you crazy biAtch! Anyhoo, here i go....

One day we meet up, infiltrate Death Kittys bedroom, only to see them together...
Then we drag em both outside under a moonlit sky, and i tear her 'overly-dyed-black' locks out.....


Then you slap her if the face with a stick, only to leave her sobbing in a mess.

Then i start kicking her in the belly, to damage her organs beyond repair, then i scream how i HATE HER STYLE then, as all her 'badly applied' mascara is dribbling, cut her face open and pour salt on her wounds.

Then you keel over, laughing so much you punch her again.

Now she is in a mess. Shes choking and spluttering. We leave her sprawled out in a road, whilst i take one more LEAP OF FAITH to rag HER GREASY HAIRDO about and leave her hair patchy and baldy.

Then you kick her in the head, she goes unconscious then lou joins in the chorus of utter blissfulness as the *****'s life slowly, painfully, cruelly but excitingly ebbs away...

Then we all throw a huge bash, get wasted, wake up with regrets...And thats the end of our story.

Oh, and every year people hold anti-***** fests parties to commemorate, or rather, devalue her cruel death.

Best answer please? be nice, and i will buy ya some non-existant Haribos... mmm SUGAR AND E NUMBERS ROK!!!

All of a sudden, 7 dwarves come along singing bullcrap...

Happy ending for all ! ! !

Answer 5

You could: destroy her bathroom plumbing, thus, the floor will get wet, tie up some cheesewire at about neck-height, then she'll slip, smash her head on bath and die. The cheesewire is just a tiny washing line for Borrowers and has no relevance to her death!!

Answer 6

give up and move on to the next guy, don't stoop to her level, make her see that your are better, smarter, sexier and classier than her by just walking away with your head held high and that way you'll be the winner and get her back for being the most mature.

Answer 7

i can't advise on ways to kill but i've got some ways to humiliate her;

make some chocolate cupcakes and put laxatives in one.
give her the one that contains the laxatives, and hide all the bog roll.
trip her up as she's walking and allow your dog to urinate on her head.
put her number on the back of every public bog door with the poem "call the slag for your free shag, dirty hoe loves to blow"
write an anonymous note to one of her closest mates telling her she fancies her.

Answer 8

You really should not joke around like that with the way the world is today

Answer 9

Smother her in peanut butter, tip a bag of feathers over her and feed her to lions.

Answer 10

take her out to get coffee and slip some arsenic in her drink.
then take her to her house and hang her in her bedroom on the ceiling fan.
than put some pills on the floor to make it looked like she drugged herself (A LOT) because of depression.
Just Kiddin!
Or was I.
Dun Dun Duuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!