2006-11-29 03:22:37 · 26 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Cut it up and stick the bits in the freezer.
2006-11-29 03:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by cockarseballs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humility is a great preservative. When you're gone you will continue in people's memory of you. If you had the body of a god, but the nature of a rat, people will picture you as a rat ever thereafter. If you have a twisted, crippled body, but the nature of a god, they will picture you as a god. Essentially you should be asking how you stop your soul decomposing, and basically the work begins before you are dead, not afterwards.
2006-11-29 17:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by nandadevi9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I presume that you mean preservation after death in as natural a condition as possible.
Mummififcation is out as the body is dried with natron before being wrapped.
But you are in luck. Chinses archaeologists in the last decade, discovered a body of a lady that was perfectly intact and looked she died yesterday. She was, in fact, 4 or 500 years old. The miracle ingredient was mercury. Her body was saturated inside and out with mercury. that metal/element is completely antimicrobial and no decay was thus possible. She was also interred in a dry safe place. (no I am not making this story up).
Mercury is an expensive substance but it is affordable if you save your moneyGood luck when you enter the afterlife. May Thor and Odin: or Jesus and St. Peter: or Allah and Muhammed: or Lord Krishna and, Lord Shiva, and lord Rama: or Meek, Marvellous. Melvin, greet you with joy, excitement, and anticipation when you arrive, in the afterlife, physically intact.
Doc. Dan.
2006-11-29 13:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catdaddy Carolina Moonshine. Preservation from the inside out.
2006-11-29 18:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gods dont kill for bodies, they fight to be the one to possess your soul! Don't worry if your body decomposes, it's good for someone else's daffodils!
2006-11-29 11:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by Caroline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat food that is rich in E numbers and preservatives, it works for me. Or a vat of formaldehyde might do the job.
2006-11-29 11:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lead lined coffin. Remove air before interring.
2006-11-29 11:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. When it gets to a condition you can no longer live with get on the internet and log on to WWW.Doublebodyclone/little grey man and they will make you a new one for less than an arm and a leg.......:o)
2006-11-30 10:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have it frozen in carbonite. Jabba the Hut will do it for a reasonable rate.
2006-11-29 12:01:10 · answer #9 · answered by Don C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer to lend it to them sometimes in return for immortality?
2006-11-29 11:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋