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Brings new meaning to a Rusty Sherrif Badge I can tell you....

2006-11-29 02:24:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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No, I do not think that is one of their rules.

2006-11-29 02:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

One time this lady at work ,named Karen, gave out my telephone number to some Mormons. So, I called the local chapter of Scientology and left a message on their machince and said, "Hi, my name is Karen, I would really love some more information about becoming a scientologist. Here is my home, work and cell phone number, and address. "

2006-11-29 10:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0 0

You a robot like Tom Cruise?

2006-11-29 10:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0 0

Yes you do. And as you do, you have to give praise to the great God Hubbard, who foretold the end of the world. You also have to paint one side of your face green, the other pink, castrate yourself (if you are male) or give yourself a mastectomy (if you are female), wear platform boots on your hands and gloves on your feet and kiss a picture of Nigel Havers 17 times every day.

2006-11-29 10:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kursaal 1 · 0 0

Ask Tom Cruise

2006-11-29 10:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by been there, done that 5 · 1 0

I don't know if they have made THAT kind of robot yet, but they have this freaky-looking blue woman robot in Japan that knows how to ballroom dance. You could give her a call...

2006-12-02 00:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Hot Donna 3 · 0 0

Yikes no!!! You have to sleep with Tom Cruise I think......actually, on second thought, I'd go with the robot.....

2006-11-29 11:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe that's entirely option. However, jumping up and down on a couch like a c*nt is strictly manditory.

2006-11-29 10:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0 0

Nope, you've just got to give them all your money.

Of course, you are having sex with alien spirits every time you have sex with... anyone. Scientologists believe that the spirits of slaughtered aliens reside in all of us.

NOT kidding.

2006-11-30 01:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No,you would have to sleep with Tom Cruise.

2006-11-29 10:27:45 · answer #10 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

No, just a pair of cans wired up to a meter

2006-11-29 10:27:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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