On a particular Christmas season a long long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, an the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So frustrated , Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. Only to discover the elves had hidden it so he had nothing to drink.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa trudge to the door. There was a little angel with a huge Christmas tree.
She said "Merry Christmas. Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you Where would you like me to stick it?"
2006-11-29
02:13:32
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