One time I was like, in my room, and I was talking to this spider , and it was like, giving me all this sass so I'm all "Dude come over here and say that" and the spider was all "bring it on beeach" so I'm all "no problem a.s.s hole" and then I like, pushed it, then It ********* slapped me, and i was all "Dude! you ********* slapped me *********!" and the spider was all "Who you callin' *********, *********" so I kicked him, and he was all "DUDE!!!, that hurt" and i'm all, "Yeah whose the beeach now" and the spider was all "No seriously dude, I think you broke my leg" and I was all "for serious?" and the spider was all "Yeah man, I could have you done for assault" so I'm all "no way" and the spiders all "way" so I was all "no way" and the spider was all "way"so I'm all "s.h.i.t!"
Can you get arrested for assualting a spider?
2006-11-29
01:29:54
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