I can wet myself, swear slurrily and threaten to beat you up but then probably just fall asleep on you, dribble a bit and burp smellily....you gonna compete with that?
2006-11-29 01:23:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nahhh, you win.
2006-11-29 01:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
RE: Is the drunken-master style a real martial art? Is the drunken master style seen in the Drunken Master movies with Jackie Chan a real martial art? Cuz if it is, it would be really cool! Get wasted AND kick some serious ***!
2016-05-23 01:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realise you are asking, can my drunken master style beat your drunken master style, right? I guess it's whoever passes out first wins.
2006-11-29 02:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would have to combat your Drunken Master Style with my Kung Fu Gypsy.
2006-11-29 02:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your drunken master style is tough, but my tiger style will defeat it (moves lips 6 seconds after sentence is over)
2006-11-29 01:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i wouldn't. You are pathetic. Just push you over and watch you fall. If it was drunken boxing, then it would be a fight. And besides, karate and other martial arts are for self defense and to defend others.
2006-11-29 01:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Alcohol is flammable and Dragon can breathe fire. Fire trumps your Drunken Master stuffs.
And Dragon can prolly belch better'n you too... ;) heehee
RAWR!♥
2006-11-29 01:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can fall asleep on me anytime.
2006-11-29 01:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw! I was expecting you to say you would whoop my bum, but then you through out this defenseless approach! I think you just know you are adorable...
So Yes! I think I could take you down......
2006-11-29 01:35:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Babygirl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nah we are one in the same sounds like
2006-11-29 01:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋