Try this: Stick two fingers up your a*rse and then hold the full glass the bartender has just given you right at the top, then push it up to his nose and say "I think this smells a bit off, what do you think?"...
And then he will get a big nasty whiff of your breakfast, that'll teach him
mwah mwah mwahhhhhhhhhhhh
2006-11-29 00:55:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-29 00:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by rizwano 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess ya watched the movie mallrats with the stink palm Brodie did.I just dont tip em if they are arseholes or dont toss a free drink on occasion they dont get a dime extra.
Also your genious idea comes from the movie Ready to Rumble.
2006-11-29 01:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 12:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a "Holy Bartender"?
Shoot him with a machine gun.
2006-11-29 02:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And no one is noticing you do this at the bar? Man, I gotta go to that one.
2006-11-29 01:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uncle Barbie, will you please write all your handy tips down and get them published soon? A boy like myself would be very thankful to own such a bible of wisdom!.....
2006-11-29 04:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Snogworthy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didn't ask this because Im planning on being a bartender are you?
2006-11-29 00:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by chexmix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not one I'm ever gonna try, but it's funny.♥
2006-11-29 01:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, that's just great, if you like sticking fingers up your a*s that is.
2006-11-29 00:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not think I will do that, but that was a funny one!
2006-11-29 01:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww.....that's just wrong....not to mention gross!
Hehe :)
2006-11-29 00:59:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋