If you walked in the bathroom and there was a giant pink emu sitting on the toilet, what would you do ?

Answer 1

Pluck a few of its feathers so i can have a nice arrangement and if anyone asks where i got them..
I have even a better story to go with where i got my pink Emu Feathers from..

Pretty cool.

Answer 2

As its name

Answer 3

Think I'd entered a alternative universe with giant pink emu's that sit on toilets!

Answer 4

First, it would only be polite to let the emu finish its business.

I would of course insist that it washed its wings afterwards.

Being a hospitable person, I'd then treat it like any other guest - offer it a beer and a ciggie, maybe order a take-away.

You never know. Could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Answer 5

Hi >
A good one.
I gave up smoking "stuff" many years ago, but I suppose that I would still say "Hello" to the pink emu, and ask it to remove itself, as I need a sh*t.
Bob.

Answer 6

Do an immediate about turn, go to another bathroom, stick my head under a _very _ cold shower, towel off and go back to make sure I hadn't been hallucinating! Mind you, if it was still there I'd probably lock the bathroom door and call the local zoo. :- )

Answer 7

Slam the door and run and get Grotbags. She'd wipe the floor with it if Rod Hull and those pesky Pink Windmill kids weren't backing it up.

Answer 8

be very happy. ive been waiting for a pink emu to enter my life for so so long

Answer 9

Elephants are terrified of moths...i could gown up like a moth and immidiately fly right into a easy bulb and die. i'm unsure what this could ultimately gain, even nevertheless i'm particular it may treatment me of the would desire to circulate to the bathing room interior the 1st place.

Answer 10

I'd probably find it rather amusing. For years we had a Kermit the Frog sitting on our toilet bowl.