That toy shop has got to be a cover for something
2006-11-28 23:58:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i think he is up to about 300 lbs....
2006-11-29 04:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is sitting at his computer going through the emails sent by parents and children, he has a cup of coffee and a box of glazed donuts beside him.
The delete key is chipped and just about useless as most emails he deletes. The workers don't dare go in or bother him. Mrs. Clause is full of joy during this time of year, she can just kick back and watch t.v. as the old fart is too busy to bi**h at her.
There is no cover really just an old man running a shop of under paid and over worked little people. I know the feeling.
2006-11-29 08:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, under all the toy shops he's enslaving little elves and hobbits to work, building toys, until their thumbs wear away to stubs. It's really sad. *cries*
2006-11-29 08:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by Alana B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all a gimmick just to get women to sit on his lap, so he can get his jollies. That explains why you like to play 'Santa and his little elf' doesn't it??
2006-11-29 08:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go with little people porno. Sorrrrry if that affended anyone its supposed to be funny.
2006-11-29 08:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Twisted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch robot chicken
it explains everything
(the first season)
2006-11-29 08:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by chexmix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gummie bear and his colombian drug lords friends are running cocaine south over the north pole and into Alaska......better than going north to florida..........no border patrol........no customs......easy to smuggle....
2006-11-29 08:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a pedophile! What do you think?
2006-11-29 08:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
der aint no SANTA!
WAKE UP!
2006-11-29 07:59:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
o ye of little faith...
2006-11-29 13:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Joni J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋