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2006-11-28 23:56:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Jesus was taking a walk in heaven when he came across an old man sitting all alone. He approached the old man and asked him where he was from. The old man said that when he was alive, he had grown up and lived around the Mediterranean. Jesus was pleasantly surprised and told the old man that he himself had grown up in the same area.

Continuing to make small talk, Jesus asked the old man what he had done for a living. The old man said he loved working with his hands and had been a carpenter. Jesus told the old man his father had been a carpenter, too.

When Jesus asked the old man about his family, the countenance of the old man changed completely. His face lit up, and he began to speak about his son. He said his son was truly exceptional and that his life's story had touched the hearts of millions of people. His son had gone through trials, struggles, and temptations, only to emerge transformed into someone who brought joy and hope to others.

Jesus was dumbfounded. He raised the old man to his feet, looked into his face, and asked, "Father?"

The old man paused, then searched the eyes of Jesus and asked, "Pinocchio?"

2006-11-29 02:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Christina 4 · 1 0

No. Pinocchio is made of wood that was simply brought the life by Jesus's third cousin removed twice, the Blue Fairy. Jesus was living.

2006-11-29 08:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jesssss! 3 · 0 0

The bible and pinocchio for sure are maybe Jesus is a distant cousin or something,

2006-11-28 23:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Twisted 2 · 0 2

No,Pinocchio is wooden.

2006-11-29 01:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

actually .... Pinocchio is Jesus's nephew ...

Gippetto was Jesus's brother (both carpenters)

2006-11-29 00:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 · 1 1

idk.
the story of pinocchio always reminded me of jonah and the whale.

2006-11-28 23:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 0 1

Yes, both are dust by now. Ashes to ashes dust to dut.

Everything is enthropodic and returns to its natural state.

2006-11-29 07:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, they could be. I have trouble with the idea of both thier existances.

2006-11-29 00:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by Alana B 5 · 0 0

Cousins twice removed I believe...

2006-11-28 23:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0 1

maybe the Authors might be

2006-11-29 00:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by starjessiegirl 6 · 0 0

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