What would you do if a hippie showed up at your door and claimed to be JESUS???

Question

Would you do like the Romans and not believe him ... or put him to the test or just laugh it off???

Answer 1

first, I would give him 10 bottles of water and get him to turn it into wine cause I am having a party later... and tell him to come back the next morning and cure my blinding hangover and if he could do all this, I'd believe him and ask him if he could sort us out something to smoke and put on some Grateful Dead or something

Answer 2

I would tell him to get lost - he must be smoking too much weed.
But wait, what if he really is Jesus and I'm blowing him off?
That means I'm screwing myself from getting into Heaven. Mmmmm...

So I'll probably give him a buck and tell him I'm late for an important meeting, then make my getaway. Double Score!!!

Answer 3

Do not forget to be kind to strangers, for some who have done this have entertained angels without realizing it. Hebrews 13:2

Answer 4

I'd probably laugh it off and make a few blasphemous jokes. my standard jesus related response.

but if he's a hippy, i'd see if he had any greenery, so we might better partake of the "weedy sacrament"

Answer 5

invite him in
Hebrews 13:2 "Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."

Answer 6

I'd remind him what scripture says about his return and inform him that we were warned to watch for false-christs

Answer 7

umm i have took in homeless ppl a lot aso i would offer him a place to stay for the winter...

Answer 8

I would make him stand in the bath and see whether he can walk on water or not..simple little test that should work...

Answer 9

I would have to believe him
hee hee

Answer 10

id let him in, give him a drink and then call the mental clinic