2006-11-28 21:27:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
5 gold tukes
4 pounds of back bacon
3 french toast
2 turtlenecks
and a beer in a pear tree
oops, wrong tree...
2006-11-29 06:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by no one here 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These last two years we've had a Scottish Santa on the tree, complete with bagpipes and a kilt! He's one of my favorite ornaments. Most of our older ornaments are breaking and the pieces have been lost, but we still sometimes put them on. We had a Santa in a carriage ornament. Santa was missing both his legs and the carriage was missing one of the wheels. We eventually found the wheel, but he's still missing his legs. This I consider one of the cuter things, this giant pink ball of clay with like "mom" written on it. My older brother made it for her when he was very young and she treasures it. She didn't put it on the tree this year, but in years past when she has it always has to go on the bottom branches - it weighs a lot! In previous years, we've also had three Pikachu ornaments on the tree. My brothers and I adored Pokemon when we were younger and our parents gave each of us a Pikachu ornament. They also have to go on the bottom branches because they're surprisingly heavy. We'd also always put them in the front of the tree where they could be seen, so it was really kind of funny, seeing this little mob of Pikachus on the tree!
2016-05-23 01:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a lady once who decorated her Christmas tree with her bras and panties. It was terribly inappropriate and unsightly but she thought it was the best thing ever. I can't even imagine doing something like that myself.
2006-11-29 00:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by Maggie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There used to be house near my School where the Christmas had been left up. It had lost all its needles and hed the head of big doll on the top of it. We were actually scared of that house, especially when it got dark! It was incredibly WEIRD!
2006-11-28 21:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by ehc11 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My two cats as my christmas tree collapsed under their weight.
2006-11-28 21:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there were alot of things, i thought shouldnt have been on a tree. 1 snowman hangin down low towards the end of another snowman,condoms, ppl makin there own little sex toys 2 hang on there.
2006-11-28 21:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by thatsspoiledangel2u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son in the middle if it half way up when he was about a year old.
After they fell together he never went near it again, and we've never bought a real one since.
Ouch...
2006-11-28 22:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marquis de Sade collector's edition tree ornaments...only $99.99!
2006-11-29 02:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by ................................ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 male Santa's acting inappropriately..
2006-11-28 21:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A cross
2006-11-29 17:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by miladybc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋