2006-11-28 18:44:09 · 12 answers · asked by dave c 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I know this the perfect question for me cause i was born with my foot in my mouth. I was visiting my home town and ran across and old friend. I ended up at her house on her sofa chatting with her and her new." boyfriend. she asked if i had remarried or was dating anyone and i replied, "No only dorks, idiots, or men with know teeth ask me out..........and I rather date a dork or an idiots than a man with no teeth." I about fell of the couch when her new boyfriend laughed and he did not have ONE tooth in his head!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 18:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by texasue77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I have said so many dumb things, I could not honestly answer, but the dumbest thing my best friend said was to my brother, she said to him when our granny died "was she your favorite grandma?"
2006-11-28 18:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say real dumb sh*t all the time. I swear I'm idiotic sometimes. I guess it's funny though cuz people laugh at me!
2006-11-28 18:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by IMHO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to push cart my star
(I need to push start my car)
AND
Donchial Brialator
(Bronchial Dilator) (like an inhaler for asthma)
2006-11-28 18:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by bdb4269 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's breakup...
and regret it about 0.0001 seconds later. :(
2006-11-28 19:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Kee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i said a joke and no one laughed then i said it was a joke, you know joke.
2006-11-28 18:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by stu k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i asked an asian "did you straighten your hair?" without realizing that her hair was naturally striaght.
2006-11-28 18:46:11 · answer #7 · answered by abc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll put my head into your chest.
2006-11-28 18:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by donehere 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You can get electrocuted if you drop your ipod in the bathtub"
2006-11-28 19:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by BondGirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"She is a total witch!"
(at a Pagan gathering....)
2006-11-28 18:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by rabble rouser 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋