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My fart just lasted 19 seconds..........can anyone beat that?

2006-11-28 18:19:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

Not without shi**ing myself.

2006-11-28 18:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

19 seconds? Is that all? When you grow up, you can then come on over and join the big boys. 30-45 seconds is not uncommon in my home. But the real test is when you clear the room and people become ill.

2006-11-29 02:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think it a little common to go for the longest time. Being musically inclined I go for a beautiful rich tone and a variable pitch, rather like the shaped notes so characteristic of good gospal singers.

You might beat me on quantity but not on quality.

2006-11-29 02:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You have just earned the Golden Goblet of the Flatulists Convention.

Me, I'm the King of Belches for my family.

2006-11-29 02:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2 0

bless you. But how many note changes did you achieve ?
That is the measure of a good fart

2006-11-29 03:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

omg my sweetie would be so envious of you! he had a walking fart for 15 steps once!

2006-11-29 02:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by twysty 5 · 3 0

I'll try get back to u in 5



























no nearly tho 18sec

2006-11-29 20:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

nope, you know what would be cool if you could do that again with a ligther and fart on it and put up on youtube that would be sick...

2006-11-29 02:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by Richard E 2 · 3 0

Nope. Can't do better. Happy for ya

2006-11-29 02:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 0

are u serious ??? lolol i was raised with brothers no sister i am sure i could do something close to that with the right food in me :P

2006-11-29 02:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by ayg51002 1 · 1 0

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