The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!
I just read this and was wondering if this is a good excuse to drink? I lmao, sounds good to me.
2006-11-28 17:45:36 · 15 answers · asked by bown 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why do you need a excuse? Your a adult aren't you? Also after a few beers I'd take on the hunters, so your theory has some holes in it. Ever heard of liquid courage?
2006-11-28 17:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by STAN 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I knew about this awhile ago......and it's been a hard road of will power, devoted every night to only the strongest German beer. This would explain my supremissedd intelletuallized geniusosity
2006-11-29 07:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a drunk logic to me. I have said I will live forever because I have preserved all my interal organs but drinking hard booze for years.
The brain does not have any slow or weaker brain cells.
2006-11-29 01:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by ML 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard this a while ago. Budweiser, maybe there is something to that huh? Cheers! I'm having a cold one right now!
2006-11-29 01:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WoW, I bet this is also why you feel stronger, and you always seem to hook up with the hottest chick in the bar.
2006-11-29 02:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same goes with pot...
I honestly don't smoke it... but very interesting converstations are born after a few hits... same with drinking...
Now... everyone take a shot... here is too being drunk...
2006-11-29 01:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats the best reason i have heard all day to drink so on that note cheers
2006-11-29 01:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Amy M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets down a couple and discuss this
2006-11-29 01:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by jojo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me drincks beerr goopd.
2006-11-29 01:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a most intriguing theory, but then, why isn;t Bush smarter?
2006-11-29 01:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋