2006-11-28 17:37:05 · 9 answers · asked by Thumbz Down 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
USE TOILET PAPER and bathe at least once a week. They also make diapers for adults, and odor eliminator products, or you could just try standing downwind of people.
2006-11-28 17:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm... first of all, you want to neutralize the odor, not de-neutralize it!!!
That said, how do you know your butt smells awkward? Has the dog told you or do you have some...err...special skills?
Well Gumby, your best bet is to rub vigorously with Odor Eaters. Perhaps tuck a dryer sheet in your crack before leaving the house. Maybe use a powerful roll-on or spray. Invest in a bidet! Go to Costco or Sam's Club and buy an economy pack of baby powder - won't just keep you fresh, but dry as well!
If all else fails, see a doctor. Seriously. They've seen things FAR more awkward than your butt! Best of luck.
2006-11-29 02:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by lypyphera 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Soap and water.
And what is an awkward smell? If it smells like a butt, then I guess it's OK, but if it starts smelling of mashed potatoes or gasoline, I would be worried.
Maybe you're possessed? Try an exorcism.
2006-11-29 02:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by annar12002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont u change it.. buy my doggy's butt she keeps it clean always and if u cant afford it buy a butt made of old tires..its washable dumb.
2006-11-29 09:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by virgincloud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you do a number one or a number two always wash........ then you butt will smile appose to smell....!!!!
2006-11-29 02:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! i didn't need to know that much information try soap and water darling!
2006-11-29 02:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OF COARSE BATHE. IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
2006-11-29 01:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by Roni M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wash it
2006-11-29 05:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by LEZRRE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Bill have you washed it lately?....Think Bill think?
2006-11-29 01:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by MisMac 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋