term do you use or are you renound for the silent but deadly ones?
Fart: Noun often vulgar : an expulsion of intestinal gas
or
Flatulent: adjective a : marked by or affected with gas generated in the intestine or stomach b : likely to cause gas
2 : pompously or portentously overblown intestine behaviour
2006-11-28 17:11:58 · 12 answers · asked by Chi-Girli 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I ask the person or people near by if they heard ducks quacking?!!!
LOL
2006-11-28 17:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by jackaboo007 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, this is suuuuuuuuuuch a nice question (not!).
Second, you shouldn't say anything at all, just make your way to the bathroom. There is no "polite" way, if you will, of saying it so stick to not saying anything at all. Good Luck loooooooooool.
2006-11-28 17:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just say, "excuse me for a moment," and leave the room, and go either outside or to the bathroom.
When we were kids, my brother, after he would do it, would just say, "What?" LMAO
2006-11-28 17:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hoe Hoe Hoe!
2006-11-28 17:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by STEELERZ 4 Lyfe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually leave the room.
2006-11-28 17:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i go excuse myself and do it in the bathroom or some place where nobody can smell
2006-11-28 17:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in our home it is "barking spiders" and we all crack up anyway. it is a natural occurrence and unless it is really rank.. no need to run and hide.
2006-11-28 17:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by rcsanandreas 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give no warning whatsoever, I just let it rip.
2006-11-28 17:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just say "I just totally ripped ***"
Or
"Hot Damn! I just expelled gas through my anus! Butt secks time!"
2006-11-28 17:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by Jerk my flergan! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My aunt use to yell out "safety". and we would all know she was about to blow one.
2006-11-28 17:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋