baked you a beaver and paper clip pie with a side of stuffed zebra! what else do you want from me!?
I once battled a 47 armed cantaloupe in a fierce epic war, in the end, my light bulbs were all eaten, and all of my stapler juice was depleted, I thought I was going to die out there in the mid summers heat...But as I wavered in my strength, a bounding water buffalo jumped directly over me and round house kicked the cantaloupe into last Tuesday...at 4 am.
That day I feasted on cantaloupe until the I could once again shoot orange juice out of my elbows, my elbows were never as dry as that summer... I still have nightmares about that...
2006-11-28 15:40:20
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answered by Shadowfyre 6
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I haven't told you that you seriously need to go brush your teeth *holds out Tic Tacs*
because I HAVE held it in which would save them from embarrassment but it had to get out sooner or later
2006-11-28 23:52:52
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answered by Taylor Chang 1
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i stood here and smiled at you in hopes of making your day just a little bit better even though my life is crashing down around me at this very second
2006-11-28 23:40:15
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answered by Danielle S 3
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I cooked dinner, walked the dog, payed the bills and clean the house.
2006-11-28 23:39:09
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answered by tootsie 5
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I cooked you dinner and cleaned the house. I also wrote out all the Christmas cards and found your keys.
2006-11-28 23:42:01
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answered by Ms. H 6
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I would say," I have graced you with my presence, now begone!"
LOL. Maybe that's why I don't have too many friends!
2006-11-29 03:27:44
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answered by RIDLEY 6
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I would say stop singing me Janet lyrics!!!
2006-11-28 23:55:58
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answered by i love my family =) 2
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i prayes for you that you may fulfill the plan God-Jehovah has in store for you
2006-11-28 23:46:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Been your friend. Let no-one speak bad of you.
2006-11-28 23:41:30
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answered by Bexx 4
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depends who that someone is and what do they plan on doing for me?
2006-11-28 23:39:44
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answered by Anonymous
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