I was in my apartment near my college campus and I thought my female roomate Janie was gone. We both are juniors and decided to split rent. Well, I am currently not dating anyone and yea as a typical guy I do get horny from time to time so I actually went into the bathroom and grabbed some baby oil, took off all my clothes and went into my bedroom and grabbed a nude picture of Pamela Anderson and then went to the recliner in the living room and lubed up and started masturbating. I was so intensely into it, that the door just opened (apparently I had locked it) and I didnt even hear her come in and she caught me masturbating to Pamela. She was like Oh my god!!!! I felt so bad, because I was lying there nude with my legs spread on the recliner with a 3.5 inch erection and she is giggling at me and has her hand over her mouth. I ran into the bedroom. This weekend she told me she is moving out. She said she cant live there now. What can I do? I dont want to lose her as a roomie or friend?
2006-11-28 14:05:00 · 14 answers · asked by eastwood1870 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
ROTFL. Sorrry dude but you've lost it. There more than likely is no changing her mind.
2006-11-28 14:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by wolfgirl1987 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pamela isn't mad at the Borat movie, she's been quoted several times saying that she loved doing it. Kid Rock is upset that she did it, calling her a whore and a s l u t after he saw a screening. He obviously hadn't seen the video of Pamela and Tommy Lee's vacation on their boat.
2016-03-13 00:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm waiting to see what someone will say to this because frankly, i have no words for what i just read. good luck fixing urself..........
however, contrary to what some people already said, do NOT sit her down and talk to her about it because having to explain something like that will get really uncomfortable. everyone says communication is the key to fixing problems and i agree but sometimes its just better to leave things alone. you'll only make it more awkward. u might wanna ask her not to tell anyone though. that's something u should definitely mention to her.
2006-11-28 14:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by jgmice 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honest answer:as a good and a real gentleman and a man,you need to apology to her.Be honest(women like honest and sincere men),tell her: I am sorry what you saw.I am a single man,without nobody,so,it is natural what I did.Say to her:do not worry about me,you are safe with me,I never will bother,you are my best friend,and I do not want to lose you.Please do not move .See what happen.If she is moving anyway,you did what a man do: Give her an apology.Good luck.
2006-11-28 14:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by cobrasnake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, 3.5 huh?? She may feel you crossed that boundary by doing yourself in the living room. You could have at least done it in your room. She's right to feel like she can't be there anymore. You really were wrong by doing that in a common area. That was inconsiderate of you, because now, she's going to be grossed out every time she's in there. I'd move too....
2006-11-28 14:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'm just curious, why did u do it in the living room, not ur bedroom?? I can totally understand where u are coming from, and I also feel bad for ur roomie. I think u should sit her down and talk to her. Tell her what u just said to us. She was giggling, so that might be a good sign. Just talk to her.
2006-11-28 14:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by fldrod 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to your bubble but, i would leave too. It's not like I would want to find a guy friend in that situation!!!! I am sorry but she will get out. You can try but the chances that she will stay are .07%
SORRY, PLEASE DO THAT IN THE BATHROOM NEXT TIME OR IN UR BEDROOM AND MAKE SURE THE DOORS ARE LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 14:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got no chance, she is out of there. If you had been in your room, i don't think she would have been as offended, but in the living room??? Where you both spend time??? I wouldn't want to live with you either!!!!
2006-11-29 02:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by knihelpu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK lets think this through..Ask her did it offend her.Ask her has she ever masturbated?.You can tell her you was in the shower but your tool look dull.So you went into the living room to polish it up.The Pam thing well tell her it looks like your roomy.Even go as far as letting your roomy polish it for you
2006-11-28 14:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by xlhdrider 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL!! Pamela Anderson is skanky. Next time masturbate do a decent woman and maybe it will get bigger than 3.5 inches.
2006-11-28 14:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋