you know those dumbass uncle's who get drunk and ruin every holiday.........tell me your story.......i once watched my uncle light his hands on fire in my grandma's kitchen......hilarious......i got to watch it from the beginning because i knew he'd do something stupid.......he was refilling a lighter with lighter fluid, and he got it all over his hands........of course he lit the lighter and his hands burst into flames.....i got to watch him scramble around as he tried to turn on the kitchen sink.....priceless.......im so looking forward to Christmas just to see how else he can injure himself......hes like Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation
2006-11-28 12:16:44 · 13 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Me! my uncle tried to fix his toilet he got really mad at it, so he hit it with the plunger and it exploded and now he has glass all over him and his hand is cruhed...
2006-11-28 12:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lor-the-Giraffe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have many drunk uncles along with a father, with many embarrassing stories to share. They are always the light of any party (in their own minds anyway) One I will share with you is Uncle Grog (one in particular) the night of Grandad's 80th birthday party had a big game of golf throughout the day. As the party wore on into the night we began to question where is Uncle Grog? The golf course actually backed onto the venue for the party. Uncle Grog was found asleep in the garage after falling over (rolling over) the back fence from the golf course and made it no further. He was sleeping off the afternoon sip for about 4 hours before anybody found him, to which he responded just a little nap and began to drink again.
2006-11-28 12:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by smile_girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont have a drunk but a drunk auntie once we were all sitting down at thanksgiving and she had 1 to many drinks and once my mom was bringing in the dressing she didn't feel like goin 2 the
restroom so she pulled down her pants got the dressing and peed and said now yall eat up it soaked in
2006-11-28 12:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry bro there's no longer something on the earth that can supply up a inebriated from being inebriated right now. lay him on his tummy along with his head off the settee. all the water in the international will do no longer something for him the alcohol is in his gadget and your kidneys can purely technique lots at a time he merely has to experience it out. supply him some verbal abuse before you pass wake your mum and dad.
2016-12-29 15:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have a drunk aunt that came to town,she promised to take us shopping but the night before, she knocked back a little to many and as she was walking up to the house fell down the hill backwards. needless to say.. we didn't go shopping.
2006-11-28 12:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Dale Earnhardt Sr. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No drunk uncles in my family.
2006-11-28 12:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me but I used to have a drunk dad...
2006-11-28 12:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a couple of them but they have gone to that big Springer show in the sky :(
2006-11-28 12:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm the drunk one usually.
2006-11-28 12:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty Fat Fat 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that description suits don vito. I don't have drunk uncles but a diabetic one.
2006-11-28 12:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋