17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My *** Out All Day
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.
2006-11-28 11:45:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
they are good..what about....
you took my wife,you took my kids...do you want fries with thaaat??
2006-11-28 11:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Till the end of the world
I'm getting better
Danny Boy
The Wreck of Number Nine, all recorded by Jim Reeves
2006-11-28 12:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant, my folks used to listen to listen to Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline and Tammy Wynette, whilst now I can appreciate musical quality within it, I fu*king hated it as a kid! I can never listen to C&W due to childhood memories but at least this is the first thing to make me fall over laughing and not get the cold shudder down my spine when I think of it!!
Thanks!
:o) Urban
2006-11-28 11:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by urbanrt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed at this one:
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
2006-11-28 11:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Girl from Yesterday - Eagles
2006-11-28 14:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by Kemmy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't choose they are all funny. It's a whole album worth of songs!
2006-11-28 11:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Maria by Brooks & Dunn
2006-11-28 11:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Erm........ not ym fave song but the title's good 'Did I shave my legs for this?' by Deanna Carter
2006-11-28 11:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by pikapoke_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
2006-11-28 11:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love that CD esp. track #8.
har. too f*cking funny that one.
2006-11-28 11:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋