Civil war?

Question

Andy Borowitz' latest column:
>Breaking News

>Bush: US Committed to Finding New Synonyms for Civil War

>Launches Operation Noble Euphemism

>President George W. Bush said today that he would not allow a civil war in
>Iraq to erupt on his watch, and said that in order to prevent that from
>happening the United States would aggressively search for new synonyms for
>the phrase "civil war."
>
>In order to seek out the most sanitized alternatives to that phrase, the
>president announced that he was launching an ambitious new mission called
>Operation Noble Euphemism.
>
>Showing his trademark steely resolve, Mr. Bush told reporters at the White
>House that the US was prepared to hunt down every last thesaurus on Earth
>and would not quit until the job was done.
>
>As if to demonstrate the high priority he was placing on finding new >synonyms,
>Mr. Bush said that the government would spend $12 billion, most of which
>had been previously earmarked to find Osama

Answer 1

HaHa! That's very good! I guess he thinks it's everything in the world but a civil war. Remember way back when the Bush administration didn't want to call the insurgents, "insurgents"? Rumfeld said that by calling them that it gave them validity.

Answer 2

its allready happening, so what does he plan to do about it, arrest al sadar perheps"? just asking

Answer 3

Is that serious???
He is a retard.