seriously they look funny? what was god thinking when he decided to stick that on a guy? Dont get me wrong Im sure that when a guy first sees a girls junk hes like O.O WHAT THE HECK? but seriously?? does anyone else think they look funny. NOW Im sure if you are very "horney" it may not look funny... it just looks fun... but if you arent and you just sit there and look at it... its like >.< ! But I mean come on! The things guys do with them!! PENIS push-ups... penis jumping jacks! MAKING IT TALK!!! WOW! you dont see me sitting there like... "look what I can do?!?!"
come on! give me some answers!
2006-11-28 09:29:22 · 11 answers · asked by Can't touch this 12-17 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I have my helmet too. It think it looks nice, freed of all that skin and with that purple-light red glow. My wife thinks so too. That's why we both agreed to circumcise our boys. And circumcision is a good form of plastic surgery to beautify the penis. I like the shaft sticking out of all that hair. I comb the hair every morning to enhance the beauty of my penis, its veins and frenum, with the roundhead or flaring helmet on top.
But the greatest beauty of all is the love of my heart and my body. The penis is only two means to an end: to pee and gain relief from a crying bladder and to ejaculate semen and sperm as the means to have a beautiful crying baby boy or baby girl.
2006-11-28 14:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by teiddarhpsyth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How long have you had one?
Sounds a waste on you son.
Give it to some one who is not scared of a girls bits.
You know, I'm near 40 now, but as a kid I worked with a old Polish guy who's penis had been shot of in 1945.
He had a little tube he pee'd through.
I think he deserved yours as a poor second.
2006-11-28 09:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree, they're the most ridiculous looking things in the world! I don't know how guys walk around with those things in between their legs, getting in the way, getting them into awkward situations...
But on the plus side, they feel pretty good.
2006-11-28 09:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen a few that would make you laugh in more ways than one but other than that when they are soft I can a gree. When it is hard, they tend to look great to me. You can see some weird ones from time to time. my bf can make his flop up and down and i love it!!! P.s. when i guy sees it for the first time all he is thinking is ,"I'm Getting Some.....!!!!"
2006-11-28 09:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I think the main idea for a penis was strictly for procreation and not recreation. Therefor, and if this is true, it is made to look like the ugly that it is in order to deter us from the recreation aspect. ;)
2006-11-28 09:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by nease174 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so right. God is f-ed up. just kidding. ha ha. a guys penis is really weird looking.
2006-11-28 09:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Tara D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should come up with some Vag tricks! Make it shoot ping-pong balls or smoke a cigarette or something. Let me know when you figure it out, Id love to see it!!
2006-11-28 09:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Calm down dear, it's only a penis....
2006-11-28 09:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by The Way 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about focusing on something else for a change?!!!
2006-11-28 09:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by rochelleslomovits 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
push ups and jumping jacks!!! lol lol
2006-11-28 09:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋