make up your own funny race to
2006-11-28 07:14:33 · 15 answers · asked by tj m 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
madden..farleys dead
b
2006-12-02 06:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say John Madden because Chris Farley is always running into something ,there would probably be an appropriately placed Glass door ,or the window or a cab sitting in the middle of the field and he would run straight into it,he'd get up but he would be behind John for sure!
2006-11-28 15:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by youngprincez23 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The smart money is on Madden, although, there is always the chance that Madden cannot actually go the whole 50 yards. Farley cannot go 5 feet, because he is 6 feet under.
2006-11-28 15:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by Silazius 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And they're off... Farley jumps out to an early lead... Madden appears to have forgotten he is actually in the race and has started commentating on it, "Well America, what you see here is a couple of fat guys running... the only way either of these guys is going to win is if they cross the finish line first... and thats my expert analysis".. John Madden has begun the race but immediately trips on his own stomach fat. Farley, turning around to see where Madden was has begun laughing uncontrollably... OH! DOWN GOES FARLEY! DOWN GOES FARLEY! It does not appear he is going to be able to get back up! Madden has appeared to have spotted a spectator eating a sandwich and has begun to beat him for it. Thats a call for immediate disqualification. THE WINNER BY DEFAULT IS CHRIS FARLEY!
how bout Paris Hilton and Nicole Ricci vs. The Olsen Twins in a hot dog eating contest?
2006-11-28 15:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
John Madden because Chris Farley is dead
2006-11-28 15:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by rottn30 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
john madden would win, because by the time you dug up farley madden could have dashed 50yds 50 times
2006-11-28 15:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by kyle e 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chris Farley in a landslide! I don't care if he is dead, Madden would be joining Farley shortly after the race started...
How-a-bout a race between Larry Allen G(SF) and Rosie O'Donnell?
2006-11-28 15:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If he were living, Farley would win because he would trip Madden and run laughing all the way to the finish line. R.I.P.
2006-11-28 15:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by drockfreak 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
John Madden...Chris Farley is no longer living.
2006-11-28 15:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by thecoolmacdude 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
John Madden. Chris has retired from competition and everything else.
2006-11-28 16:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋