A Why Is It Poll?

Question

1. Why is it that when you fall asleep with gum in your mouth it always ends up in your hair?
2. Why is it that pets will ignore you until you have food in your hand?
3. Why is it that the person who wants to jabber at you always calls right when you have to go to the bathroom or right as you're leaving?

Thank you for answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

Answer 1

1) You should have listened to mom and spit it out! That's what you get for being unruly!
2) Apparently food isn't the way just to a man's heart!
3) They have sensors that tell them when the best time to call and annoy is!

Answer 2

1. Cat doesn't do that. Cat does, however, sleep with cough drop and wake up with yucky-tasting fangs. rrrrrr
2. Cupboard love...the most realistic love there is!
3. They are psycho that way. Cathusband ALWAYS calls while Cat is showering or in the bathroom!

You're welcome!
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Answer 3

1. I think because you toss in your sleep and the hair is all over the place.
2. I have the same problem, but I always share..
3. I just don't answer...lol

Answer 4

1. because when you are asleep, your mouth falls open and nasty little gum falls out. Then you turn over in sleep and put hair in nasty gum
2. cause pets want to eet the food
3. cause they are stoopid

Answer 5

1. To blame reflux for that one. Better than choking too.
2. It's there way of telling us who's boss
3. They have a really sick form of ESP.

WHY! oh who cares! Rum shots!

Answer 6

1. because that is the only time .. when the gum can take chance of its freedom.. but unfortunately... it gets caught in our hair !

2. coz they are selfish.. btw.. i have a collegue who behaves the same way !

3. because..... mmmm...

hehe :)

Answer 7

1. So that is where my gum went tee hee

2. They don't know any better.....just want to live and let live

3. That is what they do best

your welocme

ps glad to c your pic again.(avatar)

Answer 8

1. That only happens to those who don't grind their teeth. It just falls out due to slack jaw.
2. Because pets know that they are monarchy & they only want what they want when they want it.
3. Easy. Their cosmic timing stinks.

Thanks! ♥

Answer 9

1) Who do this?
2) They are smarter than you
3) Because they are annoying

Answer 10

1. I'm not sure
2. They are smart
3. That's what Caller ID is good for